Blood Sugar Levels Effects Bowels

This giant gummy python is, indeed, twenty-six pounds.  What does that mean?  Well, it means that if you were , a.k.a. my friends held me down and fed it down my esophagus, I would be twenty-six pounds heavier.  I can finally make the cut for wrestling!  I just have to wait a few months for this to digest, hoping that my blood sugar levels won’t kill me.

36,000 is a special number.  36,000 is twice 18,000, thrice 12,000, and frice 9,000.  36,000 is also the number of calories in this seven-foot-long gummy snack.  This can hardly be called a snack, more like something that you eat over the course of a few years.

You can buy one of these for $150 if you would like – it would be a great gift for anyone who enjoys gags or is incredibly obese and enjoys gummy snacks.

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